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A critic is a man who writes about things he doesn’t like. | H. L. Mencken  

Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s s not okay, it’s not the end. | John Lennon

A child of 5 could understand this. Fetch me a child of 5, I can’t understand this. | Groucho Marx  

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. | Douglas Adams

An eye for an eye, makes the whole world blind. | ???

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. | H. G. Wells

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. | Carl Sagan

She’s uncertain if she likes him But she knows she really loves him. | David Bowie  

Attract Attention, Maintain Interest, Create Desire. | Elias St. Elmo Lewis

Fac ut vivas | Latin

Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I’m rich. | Daffy Duck

Under capitalism – man exploits man. Under communism it’s just the opposite. | John Kenneth Galbraith  

A cynic is one who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. | Oscar Wilde  

There is only one time that is important: NOW! It is the most important time because it is the only time when we have any power. | Leo Tolstoy

The road to truth is long and lined the entire way with annoying bastards. | Alexander Jablokov  

Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers. | Picasso

Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. | Quentin Crisp

When you are 20, you care about what people think about you, when you are 40 you stop caring about what people think about you, and when you are 60, you realise nobody cared in the first place. | Winston Churchill

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. | Ernest Hemingway  

I hoped it might kick-start something – but it didn’t. | Mary Portas  

It is not enough to succeed, others must fail. | Gore Vidal  

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. | Friedrich Nietzsche

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships. | Doug Coupland  

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. | Douglas Adams

Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man | Homer

Good manners sometimes means simply putting up with other people’s bad manners. | H. Jackson Brown, Jr  

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. | Terry Pratchett

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. | Stephen R. Covey

Human beings who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. | Douglas Adams  

Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful. | William Morris  

Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful. | Hazrat Inayat Khan

Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right. | Henry Ford

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. | Terry Pratchett

We care. We just have no idea what to do about it. | Carole Cadwalladr

It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English – up to fifty words used in correct context – no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese. | Carl Sagan  

That which does not kill us makes us stronger. | Friedrich Nietzsche

The trouble with Kittens is, that they eventually become Cats. | Ogden Nash