Words

It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English – up to fifty words used in correct context – no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.
| Carl Sagan

The road to truth is long and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
| Alexander Jablokov

Under capitalism – man exploits man. Under communism it’s just the opposite.
| John Kenneth Galbraith

A child of 5 could understand this. Fetch me a child of 5, I can’t understand this.
| Groucho Marx

A critic is a man who writes about things he doesn’t like.
| H. L. Mencken

A cynic is one who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
| Oscar Wilde

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.
| Doug Coupland

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
| Ernest Hemingway

The trouble with Kittens is, that they eventually become Cats.
| Ogden Nash

Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.

| William Morris